What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 08:12
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
No way
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everything You Need to Know About MicroSD Express - WIRED
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Long, dark 'streaks' spotted on Mars aren't what scientists thought - Live Science
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why was Nietzsche against essentialism?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes